New roomie

Yes, but not the cute kind. In fact this one is CREEP City.

He's got about a million legs and is making circles around my bedroom ceiling.

EW.

He arrived, totally unannounced, Sunday. Just crawled right through some unknown crevice and made himself quite at home - feeling out the different rooms to figure which one suits him best.

He has SO many legs there is just no way that I will sleep soundly. I mean he moves faster than my eyes can follow.

So, like an adult, I moved my bed to the center of the room where I will lay, cuddled against the creepy-crawly-roommate who won't take a hint.

He's too big to kill!

I'd take a photo but it's too gross. But trust me he looks like your worst nightmare with more legs. Ew again.

We have to agree to disagree. I don't want him here, he clearly wants to hang out for a bit. Alright. Alright. I won't kill him if he doesn't, say, crawl on my face, or, better yet, anywhere near me.

Sincerely - marooned and mopey -L